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Posted by on 2014/09/29 under Uncategorized

Why, why why do guys do this? Why is it that even if they know you like them, they come to you for advice about OTHER girls? Seriously? Holy f***, I’m okay with the fact that you don’t like me back, but seriously? Why would you come to me of all people about another girl? I mean go to your guy friends! Unless you’re gonna tell me, “oh hey so this girl told me she likes me, but… I turned her down because in all honestly, I’m actually in love with you…” it’s only gonna make me feel like crap.

But of course I’d never say this to you because I’m a good friend, because I want to be supportive of you. And let’s be honest it’s never gonna happen between you guys, but until you move on I guess I’ll be here for you. I will give you advice, I will teach you how to take good selfies, and I will tell you everything you shouldn’t say to her.

Oh man why am I putting myself through this? 🙁

3 thoughts on “You are a douche canoe, but you\’re still my friend

  1. Anonymous says:

    Does he really know your into him? Have you actually said to him i love you and want you to take me? I know i have been friends with some girls only to be told that they are into me and i did not realize it. You might want to try and seduce him, And if he really is your friend he should understand when you tell him that you do not want to give advice to him on other girls.

  2. Bystander says:

    I chuckled when you said “…I will teach you how to take good selfies…”. But in all seriousness, the above comment is right.

  3. Writer says:

    I honestly don’t think I could be any more obvious, we spend everyday together. And when he comes over we lay in bed and I cuddle up to him and I put his arm around my neck and I wrap myself on him. We mess around and I get on top of him and I tease him. We go to hand fight and we just end up holding hands. And I tell him I love being with him, that I love spending the afternoons watching videos and cuddling, and I love how he keeps me warm when I’m cold. How I love that even though he’s hot he’ll let me hug him.

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